sevenspacemonkeys:

sevenspacemonkeys:

am i the only one that talks to myself?

no

(via trust)

cloudsformed:

viniumsabbathi:

Waka Flocka and Amy Poehler havin a moment in my dash.

what do they smell

Waffles with weed

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trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

Even birds are obese in America

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oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets

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pants:

Squeeze Squeeze

(via camerondallas)

tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

a smooth criminal

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aduhm:

"free samples!"

image

(via razui)

I’m happy and I want a cat. the savannah kind tho. 

"I guess"

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

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