youreprettyyummy:

chalktai:

pr0digee:

This is the BEST LINE EVER.

Oyea

Oh. Why, thank you.

(Source: eatpussylivehappy, via branguyendon)

vanillish:

ok but consider this

  • who cares

(via hi)

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

(Source: harrysweets, via pizza)

lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

alishalovescats1701:

charlypezza:

gyubu:

the-villain-is-the-catalyst:

20julz13:

IT JUST WANTS TO WEAR THE HAT

“NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA WEAR PEOPLE HATS”

cant stop laughing

Poor lil kitty

this is what happened when tumblr got tumblr pro

(via more-smarter-than-you)

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

(Source: , via branguyendon)

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

(via more-smarter-than-you)

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

(via branguyendon)

phanstop:

wontforgets:

snowwanderer:

jeanqueerschtein:

kohai-san:

fuck-you-im-australian:

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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accidentally typing olay instead of okay

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accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

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accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

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accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

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accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

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typing “hte” instead of “the” 

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(via more-smarter-than-you)

nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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(Source: dveon, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)